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Thu, Feb 25, 1999 (17:44) | wer (KitchenManager)
I'll post these updates as I get them...
ya'll comment as you will!
75 responses total.

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 Response 1 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 25, 1999 (17:46) * 7 lines 
 
Hi --

This week's column is about my dog, Spike. I wrote it cause I don't have nice dog photos like other Web sites. Anyway, you can find it at the usual place, http://www.mikejasper.com

Hope you like it,

Jasper (not to be confused with Jasper, Texas. Ever.)


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 Response 2 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:12) * 10 lines 
 
Yo! --

It's Rapmaster Jasper talkin' at you, okay? I've got 500 people on my mailing list now. You know what that means? 200 of you are lyin' ass pussies. So here's your opportunity. You want out, let me know. Cause this ain't majordomo talkin' at you. This is Major Mojo. Dig? Come clean. Come clean...

Today's column is about Bad Circumcisions. Ugly. You can find it at:

http://www.mikejasper.com/


Mike Jasper


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 Response 3 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:23) * 1 lines 
 
ugh.


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 Response 4 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:30) * 1 lines 
 
yep, but somehow we all feel the need to share...


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 Response 5 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:40) * 1 lines 
 
a support group?


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 Response 6 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (17:08) * 1 lines 
 
hmmm...


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 Response 7 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Mar 17, 1999 (23:06) * 12 lines 
 
Hi --

Got a special St. Patrick's Day column for you. How special? It's about Zimbabwe.

Just kidding. It's called "Ireland is the Mexico of Europe" and you can find it at:

http://www.mikejasper.com


Don't drink the green beer,

Mike Jasper


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 Response 8 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Apr  2, 1999 (13:31) * 14 lines 
 
Hello Internet Web Buddy!

Yes, you can use an obscure part of the U.S. Constitution
and become a JOURNALIST LIKE WALTER WINCHELL!!! Imagine
the friends, the money, the parties. How can I do this you
ask? Easy. Just follow my system and YOU CAN'T FAIL!!!
You can find my guaranteed system "How To Be A Journalist
in 30 Days or Less" at

http://www.mikejasper.com/

Mike Jasper

Happy muckraking!


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 Response 9 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Apr 30, 1999 (00:43) * 11 lines 
 
Hi,

Well I wrote about Easter and Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus) this week. Am I on a roll or what? So far... no injuries.

Try http://mikejasper.com

If you're keeping score, I moved my counter to the bottom of the Archives (More Columns) page. What else. Only got one hate mail last week. Amazing.

That's all,

Mike Jasper


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 Response 10 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, May  7, 1999 (01:42) * 9 lines 
 
Hey --

We had elections over the weekend in Austin, so it jarred my political memory. Hope this column isn't too homer. Everyone should click on the Link of the Day to the Mayor's home page, just so we can confuse them. "What's with these clickthroughs from mikejasper.com?"

http://mikejasper.com/

Later,

Mike Jasper


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 Response 11 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, May 14, 1999 (15:11) * 12 lines 
 
Hi --

I know, I'm late. I hate that. It's not fair to those on the East Coast.

What can I say? I used to have it all together. Then it got wet and fell apart.

This week's column is a catchall. You'll see.
http://mikejasper.com/

I'll get better, I swear.

Mike Jasper


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 Response 12 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, May 20, 1999 (18:19) * 18 lines 
 
Hi - Column's out at http://mikejasper.com/

IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ONE OF MY SONGS, READ ON
__________________________________

Many of you have asked me about the music I do. Well, here's your chance to find out. You can hear me in either RealPlayer or MP3 version at http://www.mp3.com/mikejasper. I also posted it as a link of the day, but since you're on my list you get the inside scoop. Wow!

If you don't know about mp3 or realplayer, the mp3.com site will tell you everything you need to know -- how to download music files, how to get a free application to play them on, etc. It's all free, you know.

If you really want to hear how I sound, download the MP3. The sound quality is great. If you're just mildly curious, try the instant play. It's quicker, but the sound quality sucks.

There. I've done it. And you can thank Tim from New Zealand for nagging me on almost a weekly basis.

By the way, I've got two songs posted there. I recommend Ten Years From Now, if you only have time to hear one.

Enough said. Back to the column. It's about names. All names. Except Dick and Peter.

Mike Jasper


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 Response 13 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jun 16, 1999 (23:57) * 11 lines 
 
Greetings and salutations --

My brother got married so I wrote about it. Actually, it's a two-parter. Maybe a three-parter. We'll see.

Grisly.

You can find it at http://mikejasper.com/

Hope it's not too family-oriented.

Mike Jasper


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 Response 14 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jun 26, 1999 (13:59) * 9 lines 
 
Hi --

This week's column is a continuation of last week's column called "Bacehlor parties suck. " It's a little more brutal. Also, I got chosen for Fierce.com's pick of the day. Groovy, baby.

http://mikejasper.com/

Talk to you soon,

Mike Jasper


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 Response 15 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, Jun 26, 1999 (22:21) * 3 lines 
 
Bachelor partys suck? If they're like the bachelorette meetings on 'Sex in the
City' they could be fun. But guys don't talk about stuff like that as much, do
they?


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 Response 16 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (13:05) * 1 lines 
 
how should I know?


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 Response 17 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (13:27) * 1 lines 
 
your secret life is showing again, Stace...


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 Response 18 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (20:33) * 1 lines 
 
which one??


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 Response 19 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (23:48) * 1 lines 
 
if I was any more specific, it wouldn't be secret anymore, would it?


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 Response 20 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Jun 28, 1999 (08:56) * 1 lines 
 
if you know, it's not very secret anyway...


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 Response 21 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Mon, Jun 28, 1999 (22:54) * 1 lines 
 
so you're saying we're not close?


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 Response 22 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Jun 29, 1999 (12:52) * 1 lines 
 
I'm saying it wouldn't matter HOW close we were... if someone else knows... it's not a secret!


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 Response 23 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (07:05) * 2 lines 
 
secrets are only known by one person?
THAT does explain some of my difficulties...


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 Response 24 of 75: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (12:16) * 1 lines 
 
...not that it was a secret!


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 Response 25 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Wed, Jun 30, 1999 (11:06) * 4 lines 
 
yeah... secrets... one person
privileged information... a couple people...
little known fact... a select group of people
common knowledge... well... common


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 Response 26 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Wed, Jun 30, 1999 (11:06) * 1 lines 
 
how'd ya like my backpeddling?


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 Response 27 of 75: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Thu, Jul  1, 1999 (12:18) * 9 lines 
 
Hey, I wanna be common people! Don't tell me no little known facts, etc.! Don't privilege me! Keep me ignorant & blissful!

Oh.

Sorry.

You weren't talking to me?

(Nice pedals, tho!)


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 Response 28 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 10, 1999 (02:39) * 11 lines 
 
Hi --

I know, I'm late. It's all about Soccer, the All-American sport.

Right.

http://mikejasper.com/

Have a good weekend,

Mike Jasper


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 Response 29 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (10:08) * 9 lines 
 
Hi --

This week I write about Title 9 and tell you what's really behind the push in women's sports.

http://mikejasper.com

It's a fine thing.

Mike Jasper


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 Response 30 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sun, Jul 18, 1999 (21:58) * 6 lines 
 
I put up my Brandi Chastain poster on the bulletin board. US Womens
soccer rocks and they're all awesome!

Looks like Kim Sobrero is coming to Austin at a UT soccer coach.




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 Response 31 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (03:43) * 10 lines 
 
Hi --

I'm so evil. The Kennedys won't like this column. But at least I'm on time.

http://mikejasper.com/

Cheers,

Mike Jasper



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 Response 32 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (10:57) * 2 lines 
 
Well, he's found the cure for the "kennedy curse" anyway. I won't give it
away.


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 Response 33 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (12:13) * 11 lines 
 
'Sup --

This week's column is kind of a catch-all of current events. But it starts out with my animosity for AOL.

http://mikejasper.com/

As Miguel would say...

Cheers,

Mike Jasper


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 Response 34 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Aug  6, 1999 (02:07) * 11 lines 
 
Hey ---

I'm late.

This week's column is about wrestlers and serial killers. Which makes me a lot like A&E.

You can find it at http://mikejasper.com/

Have a good weekend,

Mike Jasper


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 Response 35 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (15:50) * 25 lines 
 
and I got this email from Mike today...

Wer --

Haven't been to PlanetClick for awhile, so I was surprised to see
your kind review of my site. Thanks.

I went to yours and thought, wait a minute... this looks familiar.
Then I saw the quote from Gregory Kallenberg and realized I had been
there before. Cool concept.

(BTW, whatever happened to Kallenberg? I miss his column.)

Here's a site you might like. It's a graphic artist in Austin who
makes a cartoon called Crikey Kid Snoop using Flash technology.
Moving animation and sound. Amazing stuff. I found him when he was
listed as one of Kallenberg's Golden Pebbles.

http://www.crikeykidsnoop.com/

Anyway, thanks again for the review.

Jasper
Mike Jasper's ConstantCommentary®
http://www.mikejasper.com/


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 Response 36 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (17:24) * 5 lines 
 
Kallenberg's been kicked upstairs at the Snakeksin. He's in charge of
some new high tech section they're going to launch. So he's not trekking
though India like we thought.




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 Response 37 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (19:21) * 1 lines 
 
This is so strange. I had no idea.


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 Response 38 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (20:11) * 2 lines 
 
some of us still don't...and thanks for posting, Mike!
Welcome!


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 Response 39 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (20:58) * 2 lines 
 
I just spent an interesting hour or so reading Mike Jasper's archived columns. Now I am knowledgable on stuff I can never use in polite conversation at a dinner party - unless it gets really ugly and boring. Then I'm gonna quote him and let everybody know what I learned this afternoon in Hawaii. That should awaken some of the stuffy Academics! Hey, they might even use his material in their courses. World fame and acclaimation await - and all because Mike Jasper came to The Spring and actually posted a
comment. Welcome...and Aloha!


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 Response 40 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (22:17) * 1 lines 
 
There you go, Mike, a world class endorsement!!!


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 Response 41 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (08:20) * 15 lines 
 
Say hey --

This week's column focuses on mammarian mastication.

Maybe. Really, I'm not sure. But maybe.

Still, it's worth a read if you're goofing off from work.

http://mikejasper.com/

Ciao,

Mike Jasper
Extra credit:
If you've got the time, go to http://www.humorlinks.com/ and rate my column. (Hint: give it a ten.) I'm sick and tired of being rated behind "Fart jokes of the Web" or some such site. Thanks.


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 Response 42 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (08:57) * 2 lines 
 
this one applies to the restaurant industry as well, more or less...
and be sure to read about Kansas not teaching evolution...


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 Response 43 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (12:16) * 3 lines 
 
Boy, wer, you're quick. Yeah, I guess this is a food-oriented column.

Aloha, Marcia!


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 Response 44 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (12:21) * 2 lines 
 
Sorry, Mike...but now I know you'll be back so I'll turn the
announcements over to you!


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 Response 45 of 75: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (12:22) * 1 lines 
 
Hi Mike, where's the food?


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 Response 46 of 75: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (12:29) * 1 lines 
 
*smile* it's at http://mikejasper.com/


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 Response 47 of 75: Stacey Vura  (stacey) * Wed, Aug 18, 1999 (13:22) * 9 lines 
 
hey you guys!
Alexander... I think WER's doing it again...
masquarading...
as Mike Jasper!
But since you and WER are really the same person I suppose I should take this up with you!
(good to 'see' you two...)

And apologies to JASPER... disregard the idle blabber as exactly that if you will...
*grin*


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 Response 48 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Sun, Aug 22, 1999 (13:14) * 6 lines 
 
Got a new column out, guys. It's about the evil, dreaded telemarketers. Who doesn't hate them, right?

You can find it at the usual place, http://mikejasper.com/

Wer
Pretending to be Mike Jasper again.


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 Response 49 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Aug 22, 1999 (13:31) * 2 lines 
 
Aloha Mike (aka Wer)...that was good stuff (taking copious notes for the next call), but you out did yourself on the Hang up rudely suggestion. I did that, and the lady was so indignant, she phoned back and got my SO. She chewed his ear off about wanting to teach me to be more polite (when she can't understand anything about the word "NO!"?) Of course, he hung up on her too. Is some sort of a sadistic streak also necessary for this job, too? (Sorry, but it would be a major expense to call your number fr
m Hawaii - I'll have to take your word on it...*sigh*)


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 Response 50 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (11:41) * 5 lines 
 
Mike Jasper's column out. It's called "Why the right don't write."

You can find, as usual, at http://www.mikejaper.com

Aloha


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 Response 51 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (11:41) * 5 lines 
 
Mike Jasper's column out. It's called "Why the right don't write."

You can find it, as usual, at http://www.mikejaper.com

Aloha


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 Response 52 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (11:43) * 3 lines 
 
Shit! I wrote my URL wrong and posted twice. I'm nuts.

Here's the right one: http://www.mikejasper.com


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 Response 53 of 75: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (11:53) * 1 lines 
 
ahhh... another mere mortal brought down by sticky keys and brain farts!


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 Response 54 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (12:08) * 1 lines 
 
How reassuring that the truly gifted are afflicted by the same things as the rest of us. Cheer up Mike, it just takes a lot of caffeine and a good pair of glasses and (heaven forbid) proof-reading before you hit the submit button. However, I have done all three, and it still is befouled by cuber-gremlins who reassemble your posts as they come from various satellites into misspelled words and jumbled syntax. Not your fault!!! Happy weekend! Aloha *smile*


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 Response 55 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (07:11) * 3 lines 
 
This week's column is called "Number 9, number 9, number 9." It's about how we all died during the 9/9/99 computer bug. And last week's column, which I forgot to post, was called "Don't call me stewardess." It's about how well-educated, gorgeous women with the confidence of corportate CEOs have been replaced with chubby boys called flight attendants. http://mikejasper.com

On an unrelated note, I'm now writing for the Austin Chronicle. You can read my cumbersome articles about Austin politics at http://www.auschron.com and hit the Politics link. This week's story is called "Making Waves" and chronicles cellular tower construction and the people who love/hate it.


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 Response 56 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (07:13) * 1 lines 
 
Marcia -- How is it that a woman from Hawaii comes to visit a chat room about an obscure writer from Austin, Texas? I realize I may not want to hear the answer (just slumming), but I am curious.


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 Response 57 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (07:15) * 1 lines 
 
This chat room reminds me of one of those out-of-the-way saloons, where you peek your head in only to find one person at the bar and the bartender on break. But I'll drink here.


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 Response 58 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:11) * 10 lines 
 
There are lots of those cellular towers around Austin, there's even one
dwarfing the once splendorous Garfield tower. A lonely icon of the East
Austin landscape no more.

And we got through 9/9/99 alive! Pinch yourself to make sure.

We're not some wild and wooly chatroom, we're and edgy and cool community
with confernces (wink, wink).




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 Response 59 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (01:07) * 8 lines 
 
Aloha Mike! Indeed we are Conferences, as Terry has said, and if you want to see what I am really doing here check out my conference
http://tvnight.org/yapp-bin/restricted/browse/geo/all/
The vulcanism topic should be interesting. Good gra[hics in there, too. Keepung it as informative as possible with self-updating weather maps in Geo 14.

As for the "Obscure writer from Texas," one evening I was forwarded a letter from you to a gentleman from here who had contacted you. I was so impressed that I not only read your column for that week, but went into your archives, and you are now a bookmark folder in Netscape for me. As is that guy who underwent some rather unusual reversing surgery and noted the progress in intimate photos.
Who says the Internet is not educational?! It is good to see you here!

Terry, would you agree we have the most diverse and intelligent membership anywhere in a vc? I am sure it is so - otherwise I would not have wasted my time here...it has always been a home for me and all the members, friends.


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 Response 60 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Wed, Sep 22, 1999 (03:33) * 11 lines 
 
When I compared this chatroom (conference) to an empty bar, I didn't mean The Spring, I meant the "Mike Jasper's column out..." conference. It's just strange to have a chat room (conference) with my name on it.

Marcia — Guess I must have written a nice letter once in my life.

I just posted "Ass Oscar," which is an advice column written by a man with a tenuous grasp on the English language. Some people love it, some hate it. I think it's just a joke. I've seen everyone from Steve Martin to Billy Crystal do the foreign accent thing, and I've seen many satirical advice columns. But I've never seen an advice column written by a character with a foreign accent, so I went for it.

Thing is: I shouldn't be getting all the hate mail I'm getting for it. I also shouldn't be getting all the praise I'm getting for it (it's running 50-50, with another 10 percent who believe Oscar is a real person). It's just one simple joke.

Anyway, you can see Oscar at http://www.mikejasper.com/ or http://www.mikejasper.com/oscar.htm (if you're late).

Here's some good news: just registered http://www.constantcommentary.com, so maybe we don't have to see my damn name as often.


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 Response 61 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Sep 22, 1999 (07:32) * 6 lines 
 
You beat the tea company to the name! Good name!

And very descriptive of what you do, what's the content going to be, the
same as on the old site? Or are they going to be separate?




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 Response 62 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (18:57) * 1 lines 
 
So, Mike...you came to see my conference. Thanks for that. Did it really leave you speechless? That bad...or that boring?! I am happy you took the time to check it out. Mahalo! (off to read his latest)


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 Response 63 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Thu, Oct 14, 1999 (06:21) * 5 lines 
 
Got another column out. It's about golf. Sort of.

The name http://www.constantcommentary.com leads to my usual site, I just wanted to nail down the name.

And yes, Marcia, your weather conference is quite impressive. Great Graphics!


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 Response 64 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Oct 14, 1999 (11:26) * 1 lines 
 
Thanks for visiting, Mike. More good stuff in there now - plus a new one where you can tell me what you want to see...and what you think I should be doing (constructively, of course!) Nice to see a new column from you - I shall be reading it directly. Aloha!


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 Response 65 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sun, Oct 17, 1999 (01:47) * 7 lines 
 
So Mike pilfered Wilt Chamberlain's phone number from his bosses rolodex,
and the incredible events that ensued, this is one of Jasper's best works.

Good going Mike.





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 Response 66 of 75: Mike Jasper  (JASPER) * Thu, Nov  4, 1999 (18:04) * 7 lines 
 
Paul Terry -- Thanks for the props on my Wilt Chamberlain column. All true, although I probably exaggerated the LAPD officer a bit. Yes, he conducted an illegal search, but I doubt I got his quotes right.

This week's column is on Matthew McConaughey's arrest for nude bongo playing. Definitely worth a look if you're an Austinite.

At least give me credit for spelling McConaughey's name right.

http://www.constantcommentary.com


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 Response 67 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Nov  4, 1999 (18:18) * 1 lines 
 
Or a wannabe Austinite... Thanks Mike! Aloha *hugs*


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 Response 68 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Nov  4, 1999 (18:57) * 1 lines 
 
Well, Mike, I just finished reading your essay on the pleasures of living in the uncontrolled police State of Texas. Terry and I went on for some postings when this first happened. Unbelievable! What's next? No nude singing in the shower? We are all to wear our speedos and thongs into the tiled privacy of that chamber just in case someone does not care for our selections?! My sympathies...! (Hawaii is always an option...)


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 Response 69 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Nov  4, 1999 (22:36) * 5 lines 
 
Helluva good column Mike, and I couldn't agree more, leave our priceless,
bongo playing nude national movie star treasure the fuck alone you Austin
zealot cops!




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 Response 70 of 75: Stacey Tinianov  (stacey) * Fri, Nov 12, 1999 (09:24) * 5 lines 
 

Pulled up the URL but the column topic has long since changed.

Thanks for sharing a piece of Ray with us Mike... and thanks for stirring some emotion... sounds like Ray DID have a good life... one with such vices can't be all bad...
... and warm thoughts to those who were close to him...


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 Response 71 of 75: Conf admin  (cfadm) * Fri, Nov 12, 1999 (09:45) * 2 lines 
 
for the McConaughey column, click on the more columns link
at the bottom before the adds...it'll be the first one listed...


 Topic 35 of 64 [austin]: Mike Jasper's Column out...
 Response 72 of 75: Conf admin  (cfadm) * Fri, Nov 12, 1999 (09:46) * 2 lines 
 
precisely, it is at
http://www.mikejasper.com/constantcommentary/column76.htm


 Topic 35 of 64 [austin]: Mike Jasper's Column out...
 Response 73 of 75: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Nov 12, 1999 (11:46) * 5 lines 
 
And our bongo playing, nude movie star got off with a $50 fine (he didn't
even deserve that). Case closed. Unless they decide to bust in on Sandra
Bullock's New Years Eve party (a bongo conspiracy?).




 Topic 35 of 64 [austin]: Mike Jasper's Column out...
 Response 74 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jan 12, 2000 (23:23) * 1 lines 
 
Have we been deserted by Mike Jasper or was he not Y2K -proof? Auwe!


 Topic 35 of 64 [austin]: Mike Jasper's Column out...
 Response 75 of 75: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jan 12, 2000 (23:25) * 1 lines 
 
Or is it my turn to take over this site?!

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