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Topic 67 of 100: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate

Tue, Nov 2, 1999 (11:09) | Alexander (aschuth)
Since I frequent the SPRING, somehow the mail-address behind my login-name has become very popular... Seems on my shoulders lies the responsibility to save the world's entrepreneurs but throwing out my funds for decoders I have to solder myself and sure-to-work-guides on how to earn big-time by sending out spam mails (sic!). -

Ok, I had the idea for this topic for quite a while, but the latest spam-mail did it:

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 Response 1 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:12) * 37 lines 
 
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 Response 2 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:16) * 58 lines 
 
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 Response 3 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:18) * 42 lines 
 
From: Nicklaus | Block address
To:
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 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 4 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:20) * 149 lines 
 
From: | Block address
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 Response 5 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:22) * 45 lines 
 
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 Response 6 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:28) * 98 lines 
 
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 Response 7 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:34) * 29 lines 
 
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 Response 8 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:38) * 40 lines 
 
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 Response 9 of 66: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:39) * 10 lines 
 
yes, yes, yes!!!

Is there anything where I could possibly gain zillions $$$$$$$ AND loose weight and look like a supermodel (new teeth included)?

I must have this Santa book! Do they have explicit pictures in there?

I always wanted to know everything about everyone! Have you tried this adress? Maybe we would get to know something about YOU? (Just jokin'....)





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 Response 10 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:42) * 118 lines 
 
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 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 11 of 66: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:43) * 1 lines 
 
Hey, he seems to be REALLY Pi$$ed about this stuff....


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 12 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:44) * 64 lines 
 
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 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 13 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:45) * 1 lines 
 
"Seems" ain't quite the word, hon...


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 14 of 66: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:47) * 1 lines 
 
Danke! Anyway the adresses don't work....


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 Response 15 of 66: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:48) * 1 lines 
 
There "SEEMS" to be somebody REALLY funny around doing all this stuff!


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 16 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:52) * 5 lines 
 
Well, of course I destroyed the adresses and phone numbers.

Some of these things are written in a way that nearly is a very imaginative art-form, others are just dumb and blunt. I want to present these example of economic-literature, but not throw a sales pitch for them.

After all, I didn't ask for it, and I don't want to promote their wares or services.


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 Response 17 of 66: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (11:58) * 1 lines 
 
Oooh, but you're detroying all the fun! Just think what we might have learned about you! (he he)


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 18 of 66: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (12:04) * 1 lines 
 
....and I will never get to see Santa's naked arsee, do you think this is fair? :-(


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 Response 19 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (12:23) * 57 lines 
 
From: | Block address
To: mer3***@isd-nec.co.uk
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 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 20 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (12:28) * 8 lines 
 
Isabell: Just think what we might have learned about you!

Well, I didn't write these things. I get them unsolicited. They do not tell anything about me. I get them, I believe, because my mail address is available on the Spring. Until I started to come here, I never got ANY spam mails. NEVER.




And if you must see Santa naked, check out Amazon - they claim to be in there.


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 Response 21 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (12:30) * 49 lines 
 
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 Response 22 of 66: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (12:38) * 1 lines 
 
(Mmh, he seems to be in a very bad mood today, maybe I shouldn't disturb him in his rage....)


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 Response 23 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (13:00) * 3 lines 
 
Alexander, All I can add to your comments is my own *&*&@(T@#%$#%^%$#@# !!!
I did not get any spam, till this year - actually a few monts ago was the first, and the "remove me from the list" email addresses on mine do not work - they come back to haunt me, as well. I also get some porno ones...Yippee for me...from women tho think I am a man or seriously gender warped. I will try to put a spam filter on my email, but they are clever and can seem to get around it easily enough. I am sure I have at least one of each of your messages, besides several companies who will help me get
the inside scoop in anybody (did they know to email me because their nefarious methods were used on me by someone else?!) Humbug!!!


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 Response 24 of 66: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (20:21) * 2 lines 
 
How come I don't get cool spam like that? All I get are frivolous forwards from people who are too dumb to know what email is really for--they flood my school email account, which I generally reserve for school-related things, and it makes me furious! (Who let the country bumpkins have email, anyway?) I always get those ridiculous chain-letters ("Hey Maw, we can send chain letters an' it don't cost so much! We's gonna be rich!") that say that if I don't send it to 20 people, I'm going to be hit by a b
s, or my true love is going to killed by a tribe of indigenous Amazons, or I'm going to miss out on an opportunity to get a check for $500 from Microsoft because they're doing an email track. What a bunch of garbage!


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 Response 25 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (20:52) * 2 lines 
 
Amy sweetie, you want me to forward it to you when I get it? Got a bunch waiting for final destruction in my trash bin - just ask and it will be yours!
Got those chain mails too. Pox on both their houses!


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 Response 26 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (20:55) * 1 lines 
 
You know, those return this to xvx@$%#@$ and we will remove you from the mailing list never works - even that comes back to me as undeliverable!


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 Response 27 of 66: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (21:11) * 1 lines 
 
I know--the same thing has happened to me. What a racket!


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 Response 28 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (21:21) * 1 lines 
 
Ya sure you don't want me to spam your inbox? (Sounds lewd!) Last vchance before I send them to cyber-oblivion...!


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 Response 29 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (21:24) * 1 lines 
 
Sorry, m'dear...too late. Did not want to chance leaving them overnight to multiply on their own...*grin*


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 Response 30 of 66: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (22:51) * 1 lines 
 
Alas; I guess I'll just have to get some meat by-product on my own. *grin*


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 Response 31 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (23:06) * 1 lines 
 
...and some seaweed and rice and make Musubi - the best way to deal with Spam.


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 Response 32 of 66: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (23:10) * 1 lines 
 
Ech! I think I'd eat Spam before I'd eat seaweed--I'll bet it tastes like the algae that used to grow on the bottom of my wading pool when I was little! (Or the stuff out of the aquarium.)


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 Response 33 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (23:13) * 1 lines 
 
Yack!!! You ate that?! Sheesh! There are lots of different flavors to seaweed. Most edible are tender and slightly iodine-flavored...but tasty and nice and yummy with rice and Spam...


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 Response 34 of 66: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (23:17) * 1 lines 
 
No, I didn't eat it! But my sister and I didn't care how grimy and bacteria-infested our pool was--we were going to swim as long as the sun was shining. So we ended up swimming in some pretty nasty greenish water, and of course the taste of that fills up your nose and mouth--ugh, it gives me the willies and makes my stomach turn over just thinking about it!


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 Response 35 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (23:21) * 1 lines 
 
Little kids!!! (...where were your parents, she asked as she know full well the fish tank was not part of the menu...) I can still taste the lead white paint on my crib in which I slept till I was four years old. Maybe that is why I am like this *lol*


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 Response 36 of 66: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (23:30) * 1 lines 
 
My dad was asleep because he worked nights, and my mom had a houseful of kids that she babysat. It was always very hectic in the summers, and I think she was happy to have us out of the house, even though it meant putting a lot of Noxema on my sunburns and listening to me moan about them!


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 Response 37 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov  2, 1999 (23:39) * 1 lines 
 
You turned out OK, so they did something right - and so did you *smile*


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 Response 38 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Thu, Nov  4, 1999 (11:14) * 42 lines 
 
Canned Spam Is On House's Plate

(11/ 3/99; 6:00 PM EST)
By Mary Mosquera, TechWeb

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Unsolicited commercial bulk e-mail has mushroomed beyond being a nuisance and threatens to bog down the usefulness of Internet communications, experts told lawmakers on Wednesday.

A House Commerce Committee panel considered several bills to restrict spam and give consumers and ISPs more control over the junk mail that burdens their computers and networks.

Congress failed to pass spam legislation last year because of constitutional concerns over free speech. Lawmakers who introduced this year's bills say they strike a balance between business and First Amendment rights.

Spam overburdens computer networks, costs ISPs resources, invades consumer privacy, and sometimes promotes fraud, a Federal Trade Commission official told the lawmakers.

The bills -- the Unsolicited Electronic Mail Act, the Can Spam Act, and the E-mail User Protection Act -- do not ban spam, but restrict its anything goes status. Typical of the legislation, ISPs may establish privacy policies and have the right to decline to carry the bulk commercial e-mail. Businesses would have to gain the recipients' permission to solicit them or let consumers opt out of spam. And the spammer would have to list an accurate return address to the receiver.

Legislation is unnecessary as businesses, realizing that consumers must trust e-mail communications if e-commerce is to flourish, promote efforts and technology that promote consumer choice, said Jerry Cerasale, vice president of government affairs at the Direct Marketing Association, a trade association for advertisers.

The group launched an e-mail preference service, called e-MPS, last week, which lets individuals remove their e-mail addresses from marketing lists.

Well-known manufacturers and retailers seldom send unsolicited commercial e-mail, the FTC said after analyzing two million pieces of spam forwarded to it from consumers.

"Giving consumers the ability to choose the information they receive over the Internet -- known as permission-based marketing -- seems likely to create more confidence in its content and in the sender," said Eileen Harrington, associate director of marketing practices at the FTC's Bureau of Consumer Protection.

The FTC said a lot of spam is deceptive.

"Fraud operators have seized on the Internet's capacity to reach literally millions of consumers quickly and at a low cost through unsolicited commercial e-mail," Harrington said.

The FTC is monitoring spam that is forwarded to it, bringing legal action against scams, and educating the public. It found the most popular scams via bulk e-mail were get-rich-quick business opportunities, offers to sell bulk e-mail addresses, chain letters, and work-at-home opportunities.

ISPs bear the cost of unsolicited bulk e-mail, said John Brown, co-founder and president of iHighway.net, an Albuquerque, N.M., ISP. Spam uses transmission time and disk space, and as e-mail increases, ISPs must upgrade their servers to store and process more. IHighway processes about 350,000 e-mails monthly, with about 10 percent being spam, including messages trying to get the user to pornographic sites, he said. Customers call and complain.

"Unsolicited e-mail steals services and time from my company," Brown said.

Spam costs about $1,300 a month for the small provider.

ISPs are caught in the position of not wanting government to crimp emerging technologies, but at the same time wanting to protect themselves from those who misuse technological resources.

"If we do not work to stop this problem soon, e-mail and other forms of Internet communications may be reduced in their usefulness," Brown said.

He urged that Congress craft a law that allows consumers and businesses to recover losses incurred because of spam.

© 1998 CMP Media, Inc.


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 Response 39 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Nov  4, 1999 (11:23) * 1 lines 
 
Alexander, you brightened my day. The home of the biggest source of Baloney is complaining about Spam. That is amazing in itself. The only difference between the two is that they use the franking privilege and snail mail to spam my mailbox around election time, and the others use my inbox online. Neither of them is returnable! I resent the fact that it is costing me $1300 a month to deal with it (I am not so naive that I believe the ISPs are absorbing the costs.)


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 Response 40 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov 23, 1999 (03:07) * 24 lines 
 
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 Response 41 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov 23, 1999 (13:55) * 1 lines 
 
Ok Alexander. This place is for *edible* SPAM (though that is open for discussion)...*lol*


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 Response 42 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov 23, 1999 (13:59) * 1 lines 
 
..or not...*grinning stupidly*


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 Response 43 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov 23, 1999 (14:00) * 1 lines 
 
hehe...


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 Response 44 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Nov 23, 1999 (14:15) * 1 lines 
 
(head on keyboard, feeling every inch the neophyte I am...) Can't make Musubi worth shucks out of that kinda Spam!


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 Response 45 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Nov 30, 1999 (17:33) * 1 lines 
 
;=}


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 Response 46 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Sun, Dec 12, 1999 (07:24) * 23 lines 
 
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 Response 47 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Sun, Dec 12, 1999 (07:28) * 402 lines 
 
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 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 48 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Dec 12, 1999 (10:34) * 2 lines 
 
Oh No! Alexdander Spammed the Spring. They do use the most words they can muster for their cause and leave me way short of the last sentence. I hit the trash button on my email and they are never seen again.
Froeliche Weinachten, Herr Schuth!


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 Response 49 of 66: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Dec 15, 1999 (00:39) * 5 lines 
 
I think I owned a tiny bit of ACEN for a while if it's a NASDAQ stock,
went nowhere as I recall. Man, I missed the big one: Linux Systems or VA
Systems or whatever, went up 10 times. In a day or two.




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 Response 50 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Dec 15, 1999 (13:27) * 1 lines 
 
You and a lot of other people including me. Of course, You could have had a huge block of Xerox which plummeted yesterday...but I did not have that, either.


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 51 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (05:59) * 1 lines 
 
Neither did I... Merry Holiday season, folks!


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 52 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (05:59) * 25 lines 
 
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 Response 53 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (11:38) * 1 lines 
 
Mele Kalikimaka, Alexander. And big seasonal holiday *Hugs*...


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 54 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (11:42) * 1 lines 
 
Yeah! Rockin' cool holidays for you, Marcia! The boy coming over?


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 55 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (11:46) * 1 lines 
 
No...his prospective Mother-in-law is arriving and he is in a panic over this. He speaks no German and she speaks no English. This should be funny for his fianceé. We are working on my visiting them after the first of the year.


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 Response 56 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Wed, Dec 29, 1999 (10:28) * 3 lines 
 
Good! Enjoy!

Following is especially devious, if you're named Pat, and know some Joe...


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 Response 57 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Wed, Dec 29, 1999 (10:29) * 22 lines 
 
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 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 58 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Dec 29, 1999 (12:08) * 1 lines 
 
I got one of those and immediately sent it to rubbish oblivion. (Mother and Daughter are cooking Saurkraut and Sausages while my son tries to stay out of their way. I am getting hungry just thinking of the fragrance of the place!.)


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 Response 59 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Thu, Dec 30, 1999 (04:39) * 1 lines 
 
(hehe!)


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 Response 60 of 66: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Dec 30, 1999 (20:40) * 2 lines 
 
I have not heard from him since so he is happy and being fed really excellent food. With Mother and Daughter
working their way to his heart, does he stand a chance of escaping? Not that he'd want to. He is one really happy guy!


 Topic 67 of 100 [porch]: Spam: The Mails You Love To Hate
 Response 61 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Wed, Jan  5, 2000 (06:33) * 25 lines 
 
(lucky, too, methinks. Hope he's not served the "dish of the day" - SPAM!)

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 Response 62 of 66: Alexander  (aschuth) * Wed, Jan  5, 2000 (06:35) * 17 lines 
 
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 Response 63 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jan  5, 2000 (15:05) * 3 lines 
 
I think I am offended. I got the lose weight spam but they did not send me one for those pills allowing me to feel energy, passion, desire and power rushing back into my "life"... gee, sounds like some knock-off artists are busy in their chemistry labs making ersatz Viagra...!

(David *knows* he is lucky and fortunate and happier than a human being should be allowed to be - he requested that I send all Christmas goodies to Iris rather than to him as she deserved them. I sent to both, but that was such a lovely thought...*sigh*)


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 Response 64 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Feb 24, 2000 (14:48) * 80 lines 
 
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 Response 65 of 66: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Mar 22, 2000 (16:15) * 29 lines 
 
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 Response 66 of 66: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, May  2, 2001 (05:54) * 1 lines 
 
NOt near as much spam on this new server.

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