Topic 34 of 52: Limerick
Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (20:18) |
Wolf (wolf)
5 lines: lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme with each other, and lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other. Try it!
10 responses total.
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 1 of 10: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (13:49) * 5 lines
There once was a man from Boston
who drove around in an Austin
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost 'em
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 2 of 10: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (13:52) * 1 lines
I'll leave it for someone else to post the one about the man from Nantucket.
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 3 of 10: Wolf (wolf) * Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (16:28) * 1 lines
LOL!
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 4 of 10: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (18:45) * 1 lines
A remnant of my days in the fraternity. One of the cleaner limericks we used.
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 5 of 10: Wolf (wolf) * Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (21:34) * 1 lines
i can only imagine *grin*
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 6 of 10: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (08:13) * 1 lines
The songs were a lot cleaner, left more to the imagination.
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 7 of 10: George Klos (osceola) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (12:38) * 5 lines
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczinski must surely have known
That a blow job is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 8 of 10: Wolf (wolf) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (12:44) * 1 lines
LOL!!!!
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 9 of 10: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (22:16) * 1 lines
seems you forgot to mention that most limericks are somewhat bawdy, as well...
Topic 34 of 52 [poetry]: Limerick
Response 10 of 10: T Patrick McCourt (PT) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (11:39) * 1 lines
At least somewhat........
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